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Donut Demotivational Poster

COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?

TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)

I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?

TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.

THE FRESHMAN FIFTEEN - Freshmen: Get'em before they get fat.

TAGS: krispy kreme freshmen freshman donuts fat pancakes
Rating: 1.93/5

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Eltarian - August 11, 2012, 4:38 am
Krispy Kreme Donuts + Freshmen = One good hole deserves another
Helldeath - October 23, 2008, 4:30 pm
Congratulations to the worst Motifake ever made. You deserve it!

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN - Trust me, he loves 'em.

DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!

Donuts -

TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

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m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!


TAGS: donuts bliss deepakchopra
Rating: 4.32/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
Did I just hear wood creaking?

DONUT BACON CHEESEBURGER - Breakfast of champs. I can't think of a better way to start the day.

TAGS: donut bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 3.13/5

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ThatGuy - June 22, 2010, 2:36 am
actually, I think theres a fried egg on it already...
boeweizer - June 22, 2010, 2:08 am
add some fried eggs and some cream cheese and we got ourselves a deal
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Cheese? #18182 - the Lutherburger.

AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer

DUNKIN DONUTS - Because our children weren't worth it


TAGS: donut cheeseburger om nom nom
Rating: 4.58/5

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jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:22 pm
Admiral, I do not even think a whole roll of rolaids or bottle of pepto with tums chasers would cure those heart attacks..still..I wanna try one
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 3:53 pm
every time I look at this picture my gerd acts up. 5 tums
50cal - September 22, 2010, 2:55 pm
So wrong, yet I want one!

STEREOTYPES - They exist for a reason...

TAGS: stereotype cop donut
Rating: 3.11/5
LilGerm - October 17, 2008, 11:27 am
License, registration, and a bearclaw, please.

BACONUTS - An easy way to get your 3 basic food groups: Sugar, Salt and Lard!!

WONDER - Have you ever looked at a stupid person and pictured them trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts?

TAGS: cops dunkin donuts stupidity
Rating: 4.29/5

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Ism - June 14, 2012, 6:12 pm
True Story: a man saw someone walk into a bank w/ a gun. So he followed drew his gun placed it to the robbers head telling him to freeze. Then the other 15 Agents in bank drew their guns. Bank was across steet from FBI building in DC... it was payday...

BACON FLAVORED DONUT - All we need to do now is to put it on a stick.

TAGS: bacon donut
Rating: 3.5/5

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R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 11:57 am
That's a maple bar, not a donut. Donuts have holes. And it's not "Bacon Flavored", if there is actual bacon on it. This is a Maple Bar with Bacon. Still great idea.
Cloudchaser - March 27, 2010, 11:55 pm
And roll it in batter. And then fry it in pure lard.
Stenboy - March 27, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yes, it is maple frosting!
Iconoclast - March 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
I hope that is Maple frosting on the donut, that would be a GREAT combination.

WWJD - Who wants jelly donuts ?

TAGS: wwjd who wants jelly donuts
Rating: 3.11/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2012, 11:44 am
Love it and I'll take a strawberry filled please.

ON ONE HAND - I need to lose weight, on the other a glazed donut ...


TAGS: size the day old donuts they are still good
Rating: 3.21/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 11:19 am
love your tags!
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:19 pm
A valiant effort!
Sean - May 29, 2009, 9:07 pm
I was supposed to go chop down that goddam tree today ... meh.

HANGOVERS - Masterchief's only Kryptonite.


TAGS: new years calendar donut two
Rating: 4.88/5

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EWillG - January 7, 2012, 9:52 am
You know you're Married if you knew that was a Dodge Ram SRT10..... FML
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:40 pm
Donuts?? What donuts!!
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:20 pm
Wait... there are donuts in that picture? ... Oh yeah, I see them now! 5 Donuts!

CONFUSED - It's Donuts guys, get with the program!


Spiderpig -

TAGS: hero power animal lol funny service business donut simpson epic help box better huh
Rating: 3.08/5

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How about his - May 2, 2009, 5:57 pm
evil twin, that trys to destroy the world using the pigflue for masspanic?


TAGS: donuts food
Rating: 3.1/5

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zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:51 pm
They can't time time travel. (The damn glaze melts off before the flux dispersal even reaches full capacity.)

TASTY - You look... tasty.... ....TASTY!

TAGS: fat donut tasty
Rating: 2.88/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:39 pm
I have my own laptop. And my own bedroom. Hence, here I am. There are a billion teenagers on the internet.
Jabba the translator - July 4, 2009, 4:03 pm
Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven't you paid me? And why did you fry poor Greedo?
MO. - July 4, 2009, 4:03 pm
Ate the wookiee....all by herself. (Solo if you will)
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 4:02 pm
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 4:01 pm
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage."
MO. - July 4, 2009, 3:57 pm
The true sign of timmyism! Drive by postings!
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:54 pm
Don't worry Mo. Bria never seems to read the responses to her comments, or if she does she just ignores them. There's probably glitter and stickers covering the latest comments tab on her screen.
MO. - July 4, 2009, 3:50 pm
Even better point Moooooo. Bria I wasn't talking to you. I was ummmm talking to breuh, who is another member on this site.....yeah...breuh...
mooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:47 pm
Good point Mo. But usually 15 year old girls on the web are just FBI agents in disguise. Or Chris Hansen.
MO. - July 4, 2009, 3:45 pm
Speaking of parents bria...you're 15? How the heck do yours let you on this site?
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 3:07 pm
As far as I'm concern, her parents should be in prison. That child abuse, I'm sure she's that little girl who was like 5 years old, she doesn't understand stuff like that, it's the parents fault.
jershy96 - May 27, 2009, 1:37 am
serious cow IS amused!!!
TriggerOrcutt - April 23, 2009, 2:08 am
It looks like michelin man's daughter!
Bob Chin - November 13, 2008, 10:27 am
Maury.... You look just like my Daddy, Can you take me to McDonalds? Maury....(I'd hit that!)
SlimSkeeter - October 9, 2008, 6:32 pm
I was thinking more like the Staypuffed Marshmallow Man
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 3:07 am
that... person looks alot like the dayshift supervisor where i work

IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT - When I woke up and noticed her face looked like a glazed donut that confirmed it..

TAGS: nailer donut face funny
Rating: 2.72/5

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hootizz - September 7, 2010, 2:49 am
Hey..!! I went out with the same girl.., what was her nickname at college..?? um, 'bavarian creme' if I remember correctly...
forseti - September 7, 2010, 1:31 am
uh, cum on... much more potential ;)

GIRLS AND DONUTS - The two things you want, but don't have right now. Go to bed loser.

TAGS: donuts girls amsome world cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 10:52 am
Ya know cubby, you can be a real jerk sometimes! God now i want a donut!




TAGS: greenpeace police arrested diplomacy donuts global warming
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:13 pm
LMAO excellent
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:14 am
Sure Derek, unless seen in your "rear-view" mirror. *giggle* Get it? "REAR"-view? Mirror? *snicker*
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:25 am
OMOH = Special Purpose Police Squad. Basically the riot squad.
whatukno - November 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Anyone else notice that cop's name is Omoh? lol

RANDY'S DONUTS - That sign has been knocked down in every movie and videogame that takes place in Hollywood. I never thought it was a real place.

Sprinkles -

TAGS: office indicators status quo donuts
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:31 pm
Very nice. 5 maple glazed.
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 4:09 pm
They better have enjoyed ‘em. Actually, our crew is so skeletal I’d feel guilty taking any myself….when they are present….or the conference room door is open.
Silverheart - July 27, 2013, 12:51 pm

There were 2 fritters, and you enter the conference room in time to see the most worthless employees finishing them off...
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 11:46 am
There’s gotta be at least ONE apple fritter

In Pursuit -

TAGS: donuts police cops
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 1, 2013, 2:31 am
Oh, I see what you did there.

patience -



TAGS: cheerios donut seeds blonde joke your mom
Rating: 4.25/5

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Derek - August 22, 2010, 4:28 am
Looks like clown food

SOMONE LOVES THIER DONUTS - All this cause i looked at the donut box im sorry they smelt so good

TAGS: somone loves thier donuts
Rating: 4.2/5

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templar13 - June 13, 2012, 12:52 pm
I hope that gas mask makes him stick proof...

A DONUT - Jamal wants one.

TAGS: donut sweets
Rating: 2.12/5

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rerun - February 28, 2009, 6:35 am

Sprinkles hasn't posted in a while...maybe she got scared off
iPwn - February 27, 2009, 7:51 pm
Where the fuck is my sprinkles?!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 11:27 am
Attrack ? That sounds scarier than attract
RnR - August 27, 2008, 4:20 am
WARNING: Posters of donuts might attrack posters of cops
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 8:42 pm
i want one to


TAGS: rookie donuts
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 10:18 pm
Remember that song? "DONUTS MAKE MY BROWN EYES BLUE..."
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:38 am
a lift of the ole coffee cup to that remark, Emilio! Too true! Lol!
EmilioDumphque - November 17, 2014, 1:24 am
"The worst doughnut in the box is better than no doughnut at all" -Me

Maple bacon donut -

Predictive Text -

TAGS: calendar goddonut frackingautocorrect kitty cats
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:56 am
The evil symbol fairy will allow 'puddy'. Of course 'biayches' works with this too! LOL!

Timmies -

TAGS: like starbucks but better coffee and donut addicts getting their fix since 1964
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2016, 10:17 am
In the terminology of Timmies...make it a double double.
mizzdizz - July 14, 2016, 9:24 am
Lifting the ole' coffee cup to this one, Prissy! ^!